Freshmen Off Campus…Forever?
After the great success of the recent Freshmen off Campus motion, Council passed an amendment to the motion last week which would prevent Freshmen from returning. The new section of the motion states that...
Category: Fraudside
Maroon Shirts Overthrow Council, Institute “Smithtatorship”
Jubilant cries erupted from the chorus room as masses of students clad in maroon stormed into Council and threw out the of Council representatives. This group, named the “Maroon Shirts,” advanced on Council in...
Horse Meat Found In Co-op Chicken Tenders
HHS senior Sam Beliveau considers himself to be a fan of horses. After all, “Bojack Horseman” is one of his favorite TV shows. So, it was much to his surprise when he discovered that...
Proficiency-Based Grading Compels Student to Hack Powerschool
Simply said, the 100-point system already provides a precise snapshot of a student’s academic achievement. Now think about proficiency grading from a scale of 0 to 4, where a student gets a score calculated...
Hanover High to Relocate to New, 100% Sustainable Venue
In light of recent discussions regarding the environmental impact and sustainability of HHS, the Dresden Administration has announced their decision to move the school to a 100% off-grid location, preferably an abandoned farm or field...
HHS Time Capsule found, openers missing
A while ago an article was run about a fabled missing time capsule hidden somewhere in HHS. The author (Sadhya) could not find evidence that the capsule was even buried despite extensive research. But...
“Hot Tub Motion” Passes In Landslide
The so-called “Hot Tub” motion has passed in Council after only a 5-minute discussion; it’s expected to be signed by Mr. Campbell in the coming days. The motion will bring a hot tub into...
Uncovering The Laramie Project with Lulu Fairclough-Stewart
For the past few years, the winter shows at Hanover High have been comedies. Last year we had The Government Inspector, a comedy about a moocher who is mistaken as a government inspector by villagers in Russia....
Fraudside: New Rules for Assassin this spring
During the Assassin game this spring, staff members will be allowed one water balloon inside their specific classrooms or in the hallways or more open spaces, and with this water balloon they may target...
Fraudside: New MI Offerings
The March Intensive Committee is pleased with the level of student-engagement in the varied offerings this year. In an effort to build more enthusiasm as well as to address the complaints of a few...