Don’t Dance like a Pervert
Grinding has taken over our dances. In case you’re not familiar with this current style of dancing at Hanover High school, it’s a practice where a male comes behind a female and presses his...
Category: Opinion
Is More Always Merrier?
Throughout my journey at the Hanover High School, I have felt at times that my teachers have been giving me too much homework. I feel like the amount of homework that I get is...
Hope for the Disenfranchised?
America is a representative democracy. That means that it is a system of government based on the indirect participation of its eligible population through their elected representatives. In this country that eligibility begins when...
Commentary on Council’s Condom Motion
Council met last Wednesday during break in the auditorium to discuss and possibly vote on the condom motion. In attendance were two experts on the issue, the entire Broadside staff, the school nurse, and...
Custodians are people too! Or has Council lost touch with reality?
Custodians are people too! They clean up our messes, constantly have to deal with teenagers and their shenanigans. They work late, sometimes all night, to keep the school looking pristine, as it always does....
Open Letter to Mr. Murphy
Dear Mr. Murphy Although I didn’t agree with much that you said in council on Wednesday, I would like to thank you for having the courage to stand before a very liberal body and...
Life, liberty — and Condoms?
Don’t you just hate it when you’re at the age where you’re mature enough to have sex but still not mature enough to buy your own condoms? That sounds a little pathetic, doesn’t it?...
A Primer On The Celebrations of “Christmas”
Since the dawn of civilization the depths of winter have been cause for celebration – which is strange since it is so dark, cold, gloomy and interminable. So why celebration? Well, it has to...
Are we Names or Numbers?
Is it possible to have all of your legal information on one card? Yes, it’s called the REAL ID Act and it’s passed the Senate and was put into effect last January by the...
Underage Drinking at Hanover
With Homecoming having been finished for a while now, hopefully most of you have gotten out of your hangovers and are able to read this article without seeing a pink elephant dancing in the...
