Horse Meat Found In Co-op Chicken Tenders

HHS senior Sam Beliveau considers himself to be a fan of horses. After all, “Bojack Horseman” is one of his favorite TV shows. So, it was much to his surprise when he discovered that the Co-op chicken tenders that he had loved eating so much did not actually contain chicken, but rather horse meat.

Evidence of the use of horse meat in the “tendies” that are so beloved by many students at Hanover High emerged after a sting by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Investigations had begun after a Coop customer was seen eating tendies and said that they “tasted like chicken.” As common knowledge goes, things that taste like chicken are not actually chicken. A protest movement against the Coop has already started at the school. Students were seen rioting in the Atrium, yelling, “Nay to horse meat!”

Beliveau was clearly not pleased with the findings. All he had to say was “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”


Disclaimer: THIS IS FAKE NEWS!

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