The Too-Long Tale of Freshmen Off Campus
When Anna and I came to HHS our freshman year, there was much discussion on whether or not freshmen should have off campus privileges. Many freshmen running for Council, including both of us, promised...
Author: Alice Rodi
Does Council Really Do Anything?
“Council doesn’t do anything.” It’s something that every Council member will hear first-hand from their peers. Is this sentiment due to a lack of communication between the student body and Council, or does it...
Reflections from the Council Executive
First and foremost I believe that Council is a learning laboratory for civic engagement. I think it works as a learning laboratory specifically because of the processes that are in place. This process depends...
Study Finds that if You’re Winded After Walking Up the Math Stairs, You’re Actually Just Lazy
Ever been winded after climbing the stairs to the math hallway? Turns out you’re not alone. A new study from the math department shows that approximately 98% of students suffer from an elevated heart...
Plant Club Engages in Suspicious Activity
After the Plant Club bought a 300 year-old bonsai willow tree without asking Council for funding, suspicions arose about how they were able to afford the $400,000 price tag. An investigation into the club’s...
New Mascot to be Vague Silhouette of a Mysterious Animal
Since HHS has gained a new mascot (Go Bears!) students and staff have been anxious for the new design to be revealed. Well, here it is! The long-awaited design depicts a vague animal’s silhouette...
Local Hamster Ready to Spin into Action as a New Hanover Guidance Counselor
Knowing the great strain that the guidance counselors are under, Hanover High School has announced the hiring of a new counselor for the 2022-2023 school year. Her name is Atalanta Hamstro and she is...
Unrest on the Second Floor
The students of Ms. Gado’s third period 20th Century Literature class were shocked and confused when they found her door barricaded with stacks of books yesterday morning. As they tried to peek through the...
Council’s New Schedule Proposal!
Council is proposing a new schedule for next year that aims to fix many of the current schedule’s issues. The first problem the proposed schedule fixes is that of Advisory. In a survey sent...
Weight Room Shirt Ban
Last week, a shirt ban in the weight room was announced by Hanover Athletics. A Schoology update was posted that read, “All students who intend to use the weight room from this point forward...