Life, liberty — and Condoms?
Don’t you just hate it when you’re at the age where you’re mature enough to have sex but still not mature enough to buy your own condoms? That sounds a little pathetic, doesn’t it?...
Category: Opinion
A Primer On The Celebrations of “Christmas”
Since the dawn of civilization the depths of winter have been cause for celebration – which is strange since it is so dark, cold, gloomy and interminable. So why celebration? Well, it has to...
Are we Names or Numbers?
Is it possible to have all of your legal information on one card? Yes, it’s called the REAL ID Act and it’s passed the Senate and was put into effect last January by the...
Underage Drinking at Hanover
With Homecoming having been finished for a while now, hopefully most of you have gotten out of your hangovers and are able to read this article without seeing a pink elephant dancing in the...
Council Report 11.12.14
Firstly, I would like to apologize for offending people with last week’s article. My intent was to amuse, not anger, and I understand that this was not the result. If I targeted anyone, please...
Interstellar Film Review
I don’t go out to the movies often. It isn’t because I don’t enjoy it, but taking the time to see a movie that starts at one time and can’t be stopped to pee...
Council Report 2014.10.29
Henry Lang reported from the school board that Hanover, as expected, is ahead of state and national averages from all our standardized tests. OEC talked with custodians, administrators, and folks at Lebanon High and...
Council Report 2014.10.22
The beginning of the meeting was heralded in by OEC: Discussed the Following Motions Student Life: Discussed the student life survey Admin: Discussed the web presence motion Student Activities: Added a new spirit day for...
Inside the MLB Playoffs
It’s October, which means it’s time for the Major League Baseball playoffs. One of my favorite times of the year. Mlb and Playoff Basics The Mlb is split up into the American and National...
Tool Doesn’t Fail With New Album 10,000 Days
The release of Tool’s album Lateralus in 2001 changed the course of progressive rock. This album ushered in a new age where the use of odd time signatures helped achieve a sound that will...